By C. H. Dalton
A hilarious examine the races of the world—capturing the proud background and vibrant way forward for racism in a single convenient, authoritative, and deeply offensive volume
Meet “C. H. Dalton,” a professor of racialist reviews and a number one authority on inferior humans of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual personal tastes. within the grand culture of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and Birth of a Nation, he's on a undertaking to explain the reality approximately self-supremacy, drawing on eminent scholarship to enlighten a brand new new release of hate-mongers. featuring facts that everybody will be hated (even white people), A sensible consultant to Racism comprises gleaming bits of knowledge on such matters as:
• the nice lifestyles loved via blacks, who shuffle via lifestyles unhindered via the white man’s burdens, resembling opposite racism and white slavery, to turn into complete athletes, rhymesmiths, and dominoes champions.
• the unhappy tale of the industrious, clever Jews, whose complete attractiveness is sullied through their unlucky flavor for the blood of Christian babies.
• an in depth examine the unusual, sweet-smelling race often called “women,” who're now not solid at anything— particularly ruling the unfastened world.
• a vital handbook to Arabs, a humans so delicate they're susceptible to blow up at any time.
• A country-by-country breakdown of the “Yellow Peril,” with guidelines for telling aside a race of people that all glance an identical.
additionally incorporated is a entire word list of undying epithets, with thousands of pejorative phrases for everybody from Phoenicians to Jews. A functional advisor to Racism is certain to spark sincere, instructive discourse.
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A Practical Guide to Racism by C. H. Dalton